Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Little Holiday Letters


Dear Eggnog,

I always thought you were gross but guess what? Adding brandy makes all the difference.  Thanks for being delicious.

your new friend,
Ashleigh

Dear Giant Christmas Tree,

Even though part of me gets a little sad that a big tree like you was chopped down, I think you are super pretty and fantastic. Keep up the good work.

in gratitude, 
Ashleigh
Dear New York Holiday Tourists,

I just....you just....with the walking in a huge line across the sidewalk and the stopping for pictures and the.......vhghjlhdsetdfkyi;ilhjffertffaadsgj

Just remember, even though you are just visiting, LOTS of people LIVE in New York City.  And they're all sorry they're mad at you but, seriously guys?  Some of us have appointments to get to and it takes time to walk around you and your 16 elderly relatives. Just.... exercise some common sense and decency and we'll do the same, agreed?

Sincerely,
Ashleigh

1 comment:

  1. Hey Ash. Another great way to drink egg nog is with some good ole Southern comfort and a sprinkle of nutmeg. Tastes delicious and warms you right up. Hope things are going fabulously well in NY. Cali misses you. Happy holidays!

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